why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable.
I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable.
I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am uncomfortable
I watch Doctor Who and I am moisturised
the chief has come home (x)
OH MY FUCKING… you can see one by one hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, and even the reflection of the shadow Hiccup’s watching in both eyes!!
this is actually really nice animation
the texture on her nail and the dirt underneath it
the slight dilation of hiccup’s pupils when he opens his eyes
the muscles in his forehead tensing up in the second gif and relaxing in the third
dreamworks has some fucking awesome attention to detail
How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:
How it actually was:
He was such a jackass urgh
Like not even intelligent at all
he pilots a space ship. by himself. and knows the math to do it.
not to mention the mind games he played on literally everyone.
Plus he pointed out that the galaxy being destroyed was kind of a big deal. He was goofy, but not dumb.
His face says “That’s a bummer but it sounds about right”
GUYS I WAS SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE IN THE BATHROOM ‘CAUSE IT’S A COMMUNAL BATHROOM AND WHEN I FINISHED AND SHUT OFF THE SHOWER PEOPLE FUCKING APPLAUDED
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK
I’m laughing more than I should…..
So I just had the shit creeped out of me.
I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked.
My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away.
So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate.
And found this.
A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.
I think I’d have preferred a ghost….
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
"Do what you must, for I have already won."
Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.
I MAKED THESE
Fun fact: my mum had her gall bladder removed a month ago. When I found that comic I emailed it to her. It made her laugh, it made her consultant laugh, and she put it at the front of her medical folder for her hospital stay.
I don’t think I’ve ever felt sadder for a gall bladder in all my life.
this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life
“but why are french people so rude!!" you ask
it’s because our national symbol is a cock
so we can’t help being dicks
this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
If you mixed perfect and dorky in a bowl, tom hiddleston would come out the other end.